found-on-the-internet:

forx:

brb moving to canada to start over

why “be right back” then if you plan on running away?

No, like back on tumblr guys. Not back to America. PSH 

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collegehumor:

Batman vs. The Penguin, with Patton Oswalt [Click to watch]

It’s not easy living by a moral code, or remembering it.

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forceofconviction:

sweet-bitsy:

Congratulations on your new cat

This is the second time I have heard about a cat just taking over a house. I long for the day that I too will be cat-chosen.

(Source: duoachievement)

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dani-saur:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Oh my God who are you

(Source: theinturnetexplorer)

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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reminderofwhereicanfindher:

fezman92:

illbeyourcheapnovelty:

pleatedjeans:

18 Dogs With Very Important Jobs

Do you know how hard it would be to not pet that dog the whole plane ride

I would talk to the bomb dog’s handler and ask weird questions.  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DO NOT PET

YOU DON’T PUT A DOG IN FRONT OF ME AND TELL ME NOT TO PET IT

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savannanicoleee:

decencybedamned:

So there’s this girl who was in my class this week. 8 years old, named Bella. Yesterday she was absent, and this was because she was visiting her father on set. Because her father is Mark Ruffalo.

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Oh yes.

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I spent a week supervising Mark Ruffalo’s daughter and didn’t know until the last day of class.

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Yes.

Imagine if mark Ruffalo saw this on tumblr…

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legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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